Release Date: 1977
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Ian Morrison
Starring: Joe Leahy, John Chambers, Cynthia Allison, Twila Pollard, Bill Williams, Michael Davenport, Vic Jolley
Description: A supermarket heist turns ugly when the shooting starts in 69 Minutes. Characters and plot are a la Peckinpah, and some thrilling action is on offer here, but the hardcore sensibility wins out in me end.
“Seeing you waste the motherfucker like that makes my cock hard!” That, from the brains of the gang. But if there’s a brain in this gang, it’s pretty well-disguised.
Anyway, authentic Southwestern atmospherics add a touch of realism to this gritty tale of bad guys on the run from the law. However, both the law (here represented by a masturbating sheriff) and the outlaws are so busy screwing, it seems highly improbable that they will ever cross paths at all.
And, in fact, they don’t. The bad guys are brought down by poetic justice or fate (which is an abstraction and therefore has no sex scenes).
The gals in the gang are white trash and sexy as hell, and their fucking and sucking are in the finest white-trash tradition. “Oh, wow,” drawls one, “You are lookin’ at a completely fucked girl!” The getaway is to Tampico, but the getaway boat blows up in the gulf, and that’s what the Deviate calls getting “completely fucked.”