Release Date: 1975
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Bob Kirk
Starring: Spring Finlay, Paul Scharf
Description: This is the tale of “how two people survive The Big Split.” Frank and Cheryl, a good-looking young couple who are “kinda sorta married” but unemployed, wake up one morning, and before worrying about finding work, worry each other’s genitals into a state of active employment.
Only after they cum do they start to bicker about economics. Harsh words are exchanged and they go their separate ways to find a job, only to find themselves each on the different end of a blowjob.
Cheryl goes for an interview and winds up in a threesome with the employment agent and his secretary. Frank goes to play golf with his buddy, Ed, and they both score a hole in one — make that in two — with a red-headed hippie swinger named Sally and a brunette cutie named Janet.
Then, as Cheryl is fucking Paul, her best friend’s boyfriend, a narrator we haven’t heard from till how, starts telling us what the film is all about and that someone named BOB KIRK produced it and to watch out for his next offering cumming soon to this theater. Rest assured, if Mr. Kirk’s next feature ever did cum, Bucky will someday find it. Meanwhile, this one will do quite nicely, thank you.