Release Date: 1974
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Starring: John Seeman…
Description: First Time Frenzy is ostensibly about first-time sexual experiences. Essentially, it is a series of vignettes loosely tied together by a book everyone is reading.
The most interesting thing is that John Seeman turns up in two vignettes, or rather, it’s that a young John Seeman and a middle-aged John Seeman turn up in the same flick — the difference is not due to makeup but, instead, the injudicious use of an old loop which presents Mr. Seeman as he was at least a good decade or so earlier.
This odd occurrence lends a peculiar poignancy to the usual round of sucking and fucking. Moreover, Seeman’s second appearance involves a kvetching Brooklynite doll who steals the show: with jism splashed on her torso, she bawls a la Lucy, “Waaaaaaa, it’s all over me!”