Release Date: 1974
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Description: A wacked-out sculptor by the name of “The Mad Man of Mackelstein” (a pervier version of that Bob Ross character on public television) has been luring young models to his studio where he then screws and encapsulates them in a state of suspended animation,” turning the gals into gaudily painted works of art (a la those annoying living sculptures always featured on the news).
This looks like a job for Pussy Valentine, “Private Beaver!” After sufficiently prodding herself with a dildo and a gun barrel, then “comforting” a client who’s looking for his missing girlfriends, Pussy investigates the Mad Man’s “master piece.”
Talk about art appreciation!