Release Date: 1974
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Starring: Rick Lutze…
Description: “Live Free Or Die,” reads the New Hampshire license plate in the opening closeup of Two Sisters, which might be taken as the motto of Debbie and little Mary. But let’s get one thing straight: this is not a sequel to Chekhov’s Three Sisters. Debbie and Mary definitely don’t pine away about Moscow and the meaning of life. They cruise for cock!
They pick up Rick Lutze (again) and his bonehead buddy, Bob, who take the sisters to a toy store they own (?!) where the gals “can have any toy they want.” Debbie chooses a toy rocket. Says Ric, “All these chicks like these phallic toys!”
But the guys have another idea. “Let’s play ‘Doctor!'” And, sure enough, a toy doctor’s bag is produced, and the foursome engage in “a complete physical examination” right there in the cluttered aisle of the store.
When little Mary sees her first cock, she knows exactly what to do with it. We tend to forget the vital role instinct still plays in our lives. Just how vital, this flick reminds us, and in wonderful ’70s style.
File: 700 MB
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 2142 kbps, 0.240 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo