Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Ted Denver
Starring: Maggie Williams, Joan Benton, Patty Douglas, Robert Roth, Barry Litmus
Description: The Sea Nymph is about a spermy mermaid (Maggie Williams) whose battle cry should be “Thar she blows!”
Our nymph goddess controls men’s minds, hypnotizing them with her beauty (or, perhaps, her rancid acting). She picks up one palooka (who crashes his car after he spots her) and it’s balls across the nose time. “Pound it in!” she commands as he gives her a hosing.
Wandering the streets, she puts the whammy on a slew of able-bodied studs. In the end, she walks back into the ocean to sleep with the fish.
The Sea Nymph strikes pay dirt in the skin department. There’s some beautiful female flesh on view to keep tongues wagging. As a bonus, the men wear clean underwear and actually remove their socks.