Let Me Count The Lays (1980) – Free Vintage Movies

Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1980
Distributor: Caballero Video
Director: David Stefans

Starring: John Holmes, Phyllis Wolf, Missy Anne Burns, Louise Netters, Alex Elliot, Judy Lewis, Robin Ausel

Description: What’s a horny groom to do when his bride announces on their wedding night that she’s a virgin, and then asks him how many girls he had in the past? Well, like any honest man, he responds by saying… “Let Me Count The Lays…”! And that’s exactly what super stud John Holmes does as he relives his amorous adventures with a bevy of busty, bawdy beauties, including Lelani, the sensuous Hawaiian wahini, lusty Deanna and the swinger’s club, Linda the Sunset Strip hooker, and Babydoll with her toy alligator! All this while he lovingly instructs his quick learning bride in the art of making love.