Release Date: 1972
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Description: Here’s another one-two knockout punch of perversion that’s so inept they make Andy Milligan look like Fellini. Sharon and Carol are two giggling, well-nippled secretaries on vacation. When their money runs out, Sharon (who has eyelashes you could paint a house with) devises a plan: “Let’s start charging!”.
Our carnal cuties bop down to the hotel cocktail lounge and pick up “Charlie and Bob”, two groovy hipsters looking for booty. Bob and Carol (I think that’s her name, it changes from scene to scene!) flop into bed for some X-plicit slurping and slamming. Charlie is kinkier than his pal. He requests a threesome with both of our little bed bunnies.
Later on, the girls have to deal with an oily, blackmailing hotel detective who wants the cash and the gash. They turn the tables on him in a way that can only be called poetic justice. This quickie defines the term low-budget (the film’s opening title is painted across a pair of tits). The girls manage to stay gosh darn cute, even while being eaten, boned and spewed upon.